Don't bother watching Jonah Hex. It's a DC Comic movie worse than Whedon's Justice League, and only features no name actors like Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.
“Jonah Hex” is the most boring comic book movie I have ever seen. Not bad. Just boring.
“Eternals” is the worst representation of Indian Culture since 1984
Eternals is the MCU's least MCU film. It is also the worst representation of Indian culture since Temple of Doom in 1984.
The “Batman” isn’t as good as everyone says it is
I say this with a heavy heart that The Batman (2022) is not as amazing as everyone will tell you that it is
Spiderman: No Way Home
I watched Spiderman. You watched Spiderman. We all watched Spiderman.
Shang-Chi
So I watched another comic book movie set in San Francisco during the throes of my homesickness. Unfortunately this one only spends a small portion in the city, and I gotta say- I want more… Kung Fu MCU Shang-Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings is probably the best, most satisfying MCU media to be... Continue Reading →
Venom: Let there be Carnage
I was pretty happy watching Venom 2, but I think my viewing was biased due to the fact that I’m very homesick right now, and they kept running around my town doing stuff. In hindsight, I may have enjoyed the first film a lot more for the same reasons. [Heading 1] Venom 2 is a... Continue Reading →
Why Michael Bay’s Transformers films are Narrative Genius
Is Michael Bay a genius? Are the Transformers movies anything more than a loud, sexist, racist homophobic mess? There may be a meaning buried under this crap.
The VVitch
The Witch, stylized as The VVitch, is a period piece psychological horror, with some fantastic acting, some inspired direction and cinematography unlike anything I’ve seen in a while.
Shazam!
I wrote this review on July 25, 2019. Considering the recent success of The Suicide Squad, I thought I'd share my thoughts on this movie and the fate of the DC movies. I had a lot of fun with this movie. I don’t know if it was on purpose, but I think this movie was... Continue Reading →
The Suicide Squad
In the past I’ve harked about mislaid bricks in franchise films, and how poorly laid bricks lead to compounding failure, or the Leaning Tower of Pisa. This movie is the latter. The Suicide Squad is a ridiculous, bloody, meta, hilarious, excellent movie that absolutely deserves a watch. The writing is intelligent, the story is captivating,... Continue Reading →
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