This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
Why Folktales Should Fuel more Stories
It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
What kind of person enjoys The Beekeeper, and why?
If you’ve ever wondered why someone would go out of their way to label themselves as a “cinephile” or purposely uses the word “film” when talking about movies, or watches foreign cinema that doesn’t involve song and dance sequences, it’s because they don’t want to be lumped into the 93% of viewers* who watched a... Continue Reading →
Should you see either Rebel Moon films?
Should you watch either "Rebel Moon" movies?
‘Hypnotic’ is proof that Robert Rodriguez needs to retire from Hollywood
Robert Rodriguez keeps getting trusted to make movies and he destroys everything he touches.
If you did not like Black Adam, it is your personal problem
Black Adam is like... really good, you guys, you don't even know.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Last Action Hero” is hella meta
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Action Hero is a meta-film soft breaks the fourth wall, allowing us to examine the ridiculousness of our heroes and is a commentary on how an optimistic, immature audience views the infallible American ultra-hero.
3 Reasons Why “War” is the worst that Bollywood has to offer
The Bollywood action film War starring hunks Hrithik Roshan and Tiger (*sighs*) Shroff. The film is a bullet-riddled, explosion-stuffed, CGI-polished ultranationalistic turd of a film that made a bajillion rupees in the box office and is part of a spy cinematic universe. If that doesn’t help you figure out whether or not this movie is worth watching, let me break things down for you in excruciating detail.
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