The Bollywood action film War starring hunks Hrithik Roshan and Tiger (*sighs*) Shroff. The film is a bullet-riddled, explosion-stuffed, CGI-polished ultranationalistic turd of a film that made a bajillion rupees in the box office and is part of a spy cinematic universe. If that doesn’t help you figure out whether or not this movie is worth watching, let me break things down for you in excruciating detail.
“Jonah Hex” is the most boring comic book movie I have ever seen. Not bad. Just boring.
Don't bother watching Jonah Hex. It's a DC Comic movie worse than Whedon's Justice League, and only features no name actors like Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.
“Eternals” is the worst representation of Indian Culture since 1984
Eternals is the MCU's least MCU film. It is also the worst representation of Indian culture since Temple of Doom in 1984.
Netflix’s “The Adam Project” is a racist kids’ movie
Netflix's The Adam Project is a fun, time-traveling kids' film with an unfortunate bout of racism.
“Snakes on a Plane” was Made by a Teenage Boy
Samuel Jackson's iconic film Snakes on a Plane is ridiculous movie definitely made by a 12 year old boy.
The “Batman” isn’t as good as everyone says it is
I say this with a heavy heart that The Batman (2022) is not as amazing as everyone will tell you that it is
Are you more likely to buy toys after watching “Battleship”?
The 2012 film Battleship is streaming now on Netflix, and it's very bad in many ways, but it's also sort of fun in far fewer ways.
Adi Shankar’s “Power/Rangers” Bootleg Makes me Sad
In 2015 Adi Shankar and Joseph Kahn shot an unsanctioned Power Rangers short film. It is probably the best fan-made media I have ever seen.
The Chronicles of Riddick
The Chronicles of Riddick is like Game of Thrones mixed with Twilight mixed with Bloodshot mixed with King Arthur. It’s a film about intergalactic genocide, politics, prophecies and fatherhood. It’s a massive opera that really came out of nowhere considering Pitch Black.
Moonfall
@rolandemmerich 's newest doomgasm film, #MOONFALL is a fun, cinematic hot dog made of literally all of the other movies he's ever made. Watch it, but don't watch it if you're smart or sober.
