For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
What kind of person enjoys The Beekeeper, and why?
If you’ve ever wondered why someone would go out of their way to label themselves as a “cinephile” or purposely uses the word “film” when talking about movies, or watches foreign cinema that doesn’t involve song and dance sequences, it’s because they don’t want to be lumped into the 93% of viewers* who watched a... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
You’re in deep water if you’re looking to “Deep Water” for entertainment
There were only two redeeming qualities to "Deep Water" and saying them out loud would get me cancelled.
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
Interesting ideas, no resolutions: “The Pod Generation”
"The Pod Generation" is a film built of an interesting concept, but lacks any sort of meaningful catharsis.
“Reminiscence”: Not Action, Not Sci-fi, Not a Bad Movie
The film "Reminiscence" is not an action movie, nor necessarily a sci fi film, nor a noir. It's a bit of all three, and that's not a bad thing.
Do Not “Cast Away” the “Life of Pi”
I did a double feature of "Life of Pi" and "Cast Away" and I've picked a favorite.
The First Omen is worth your time
I think "The First Omen" was pretty good. Gory, creepy, and inventive!
I Dare you to watch Daredevil
I've seen almost every superhero film. This one was really hard to get through.
