A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
Help! My boyfriend is calling himself a cinephile- How can I cope?
Has your boyfriend ruined movie night? Does he ask you to talk about what the movie made you feel? Has he started using French words to talk about movies? Click here to find how 85scenes can help you navigate dating a newborn cinephile!
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Is ‘Inside’ pretentious or are we just uncultured?
I cannot tell if the Willem Dafoe film 'Inside' is good and deep and interesting or if it's really dumb and empty.
Why is there a movie called ’65’?
There are very few people who will enjoy the Adam Driver movie 65.
Is the Alison Brie film Spin me Around any good? Is it? Is it really?
I disliked 'Spin me Around' starring Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza because nothing at all happens in the movie at all. At all.
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
Using Reddit to Convince you to watch ‘Banshees of Inishirin’
I want to convince you to watch Banshees of Inishirin, but I'm going to do it in the most ineffectual way possible: via personal anecdotes and reddit links.
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
Some thoughts and complaints about ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’
A mixed bag of really good and really bad drives the final film of MCU's Phase Five. Quite indicative of the overall phase itself.
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